Things I learned on lj....

[donutsweeper]

Cyborg pairs nicely with white wine, smoked gouda on arugula and a light prawn salad.  Mousse is a must for desert.  However, for the oldschool Cybermen, a genuine Mondasian merlot would be the only way to go. 

Everybody needs a zombie-proof safe room, especially when a cat named Vincent guards the door.


*coatsex* is good thing

icon ping-pong is a sport (or at least it should be).
 
Flirting with death has more than one connotation, especially when it come to Jack.

Sardoodledom (mechanically contrived plot structure and stereotyped or unrealistic characterization in drama) is just a very cool word.  There are many fics that deserve to be branded with the Wand of Sardoodledom, however

Fandom wars can be scary but its the Jam Wars you really need to keep an eye on.

Brain porridge is good with jam, especially rhubarb.

The mere mention of  rhubarb pie filling these days will crack people up.

Speaking of food, lime and white chocolate scones with cardamom should be considered travesties, not edible food items. 

Our reason from being terribly spellers does not come from abusing spellcheckers, rather the fact we learned our 3 R's in school... reading, writing and arithmetic, which, since they are actually an R, W and A, gave us a shaky foundation to begin with.

And that... LJ boils down to the 3 F's- fandom, food and friends  *hugs flist tight*

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

Oh, this is fantastic. Funny thing, I seem to have been involved in quite a few of those...

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

*looks innocent* I have no idea how that happened...

and this is only tangents from the last 6 weeks or so!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

I have no idea either. Really.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I notice you don't try for the innocent look though....

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

You seem to be immune to it.

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

Hee, these are fun! I need to spend some more time browsing them!

::hugs::

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I wish I'd kept better track of the really fun ones! These kinds of threads are my favorites!

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

icon ping-pong is a sport (or at least it should be).

I'm...I'm impressed.

you realize you're going to get a Jam Wars icon at some point in the (hopefully) near future, right?

also, the Rhubarb Pie Filling? yeah, I just about fell off my bed laughing.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

oops, I should have put a warning on this thread "May cause uncontrolled laughter, click at your own risk"

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

I think my roommate thought I'd gone nuts. then again, I think she already thought I was a bit nuts.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

it's important to keep roommates on their toes, you don't want them getting complacent towards you

[unfeathered]

Hee! LJ is fun. :-)

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Isn't it? *g*

[aeron-lanart.livejournal.com]

I still have some of that rhubarb and ginger jam to share... *g*

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

sharing of rhubarb jam is encouraged... although the evil overlords might disagree

[jadesfire2808.livejournal.com]

I can't believe how many of these I missed. Damn time zones. *sulks*

But the jam is making more sense, even if I do have the urge to write toast!fic now...

Thanks for the links - much fun! *hugs back*

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Time zones can be annoying that way, we shall have to strive to spread our silliness out to all times of day.

Would toast!fic include the toaster from Red Dwarf? ("How 'bout a nice piece of toast?" I loved that thing.)

[smithy161.livejournal.com]

Ha! The damned toast thing. One of those times when I should have kept quiet, in a corner somewhere.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

But, what fun would that be? Unless... you weren't alone in that corner... maybe keeping a certain omnisexual captain company....

[phoenix64.livejournal.com]

You are adorable pudding with adorable whipped cream on top.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

ooooh... pudding....

[itsarift-thing.livejournal.com]

Hee funnee and one of those is a link to me haha poor people that click on that getting "I hate spoilers" at full blast.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

serves them right! (A few days ago I was inadvertently MAJORILY spoiled for S2 by some moron. grrrrr

[mad-jaks.livejournal.com]

*hugs*
Was that the day I spotted you growling??

I had to point out to someone the other day that their spoiler type warning (that they'd provided with the best of intentions) was, in itself, a spoiler. She was perfectly lovely about it though and changed it...

I think staying away from comms and just reading my f-list is the best answer.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

yep, the first time. The second time someone used a (S2) character's name in a title and then marked the thread spoilers... ummm... too late