bigbang go boom

[donutsweeper]

Jack?  Please shut up.  You're supposed to be in a tale of intrigue and aliens, not having tea with a giggling four year old.  Remember the mystery?  The reason this whole stupid story is being written in the first place?  Do you think you can address that part sometime this century?

Plot=hard.  Tea and crumpets=fun.  *sigh*

Comments

[smithy161.livejournal.com]

Crumpets are evil.

Actually, I have to admit, I haven't had them since I was a child. But they were revolting back then.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

ooh, sorry!

(Note to self... keep Smithy away from crumpets in all future conversations)

[smithy161.livejournal.com]

Like sunlight to a vampire. *Shudder*

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

good to know... just in case I need... wait, I mean, to make sure not to mention them again

[smithy161.livejournal.com]

*Eyetwitch*

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

offers donut in apology...

[smithy161.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Who can say no to donuts?

[smithy161.livejournal.com]

Fools!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

My point exactly! Those sorts of people would scare me.

but, then again.. more donuts for the rest of us then!

[smithy161.livejournal.com]

True!

I have chocolate brownie now, since we have no doughnuts (woe!)

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

but... chocolate brownies are good too! chocolate is always a GOOD THING

[jadesfire2808.livejournal.com]

I have to assume that you've only had bad crumpets. Or a traumatic experience, possibly involving crumpets, a pat of butter and a small nuclear explosion? They were my absolute favourite supper when I was little.

[smithy161.livejournal.com]

I'm not actually sure why I dislike them so much. They're weird things. Like... half-way between pancakes and toast. Maybe it was a nuclear explosion that put me off... I should see a hypnotist, see if he can re-awaken the latent memories.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

or just decide to stay away from the crumpets and eat donuts instead