The Clothing Series Finale

[donutsweeper]

Title: The Clothing Series Finale
Pairing/Warning/Rating: Jack/Ianto, rated PG-13
Word Count: 100
Summary: Jack finally succeeds in undressing Ianto with his hands tied behind his back.
Author's Note: Seventh in the series, following The Pants, written for mad_jaks because she's awesomesause

Ianto was finally naked, his pants and trousers pooled in a pile at his feet.  Jack had been good to his word, managing to undress Ianto with his hands tied behind his back.  But Ianto found himself looking forlornly at the rest of his clothes, particularly the buttons scattered over the floor.  “That was my favorite shirt, Jack.” 

Jack attempted, and failed, to respond with an innocent look.  “So?”

“You ruined it.  I demand restitution.  And I’m not untying your hands until I get it.”

This time Jack smiled broadly, raising an eyebrow.  “Oh, I think I can manage that.”

Comments

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I thought everyone might approve!

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Especially Ianto.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

as long as the restitution is acceptable....

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

True.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I bet Jack's up for it.

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

I bet you're right.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

and it's only be fair. Of course, Ianto has the upper hand. He might insist on some other things before he unties Jack

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

I'm sure Jack would be more than happy to oblige, too.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

it would be a point of honor for him

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

I see this conversation leading down a very steep path, you know.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

unlike our typical conversations?

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Good point. This is pretty much par for the course with us.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

admit it, you wouldn't have it any other way

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Not at all.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

on topic, innuendo-less comments are boring

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Here, here.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I'm inordinately proud of taking simple comment threads and turning them into rambling discussions so far off topic you can't even see the starting line

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

You're pretty good at it.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

And I've managed to pass my skill on to you as well!

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

And I've managed to translate that skill into everyday conversation!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

oh no... I sense danger....

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

So do my coworkers, pretty much everytime I open my mouth.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

but if you didn't the co-workers would find you boring. Nothing worse than boring co-workers

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

My coworkers all think I'm very entertaining. They tell me so (one just the other day, while I was cackling away in the back, watching DW). I would definitely hate to be the boring one.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

true. Besides, if your entertaining (Or a little scary as I think might be my case) they'll be less likely to bother you with stupid things