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[donutsweeper]

Dear Mr. Supervisor person:

Perhaps you are having difficulties finding the Zimmerman file because you are looking in the "F" filing cabinet.  I'd try "Z" if I were you, but it's just a suggestion.

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[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

although, in general, they are grumpy

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

I honestly can't blame them, sometimes, however.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

they have to deal with the likes of us afterall

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

And the likes of our coworkers.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

which is 100% worse

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

If not more.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

and then there's the public. which is even worse than the coworkers!

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

OMG, YES.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

there are days I really wish I had access to an uzi.

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

I sometimes wish we had a trapdoor in front of our desk that led to a shark pit, for those really stupid customers.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

sharks are too kind, they kill to quickly. The pit should be filled with rabid chihuahuas

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Or ANTS. Lots and lots of ants.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

chihuahuas and ants?

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

YES. With possibly some tarring and feathering on the way down.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

and polka music

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Ooo...*shudder*. Definitely.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

and maybe a second grade class's recorder concert as accompaniment?

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Yes!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

So... hell is a pit filled with rabid chihuahuas and fire ants with polka music accompanied by a band made up of a second graders playing recorders?

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

If so, I'm screwed.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

nah, time served with roomies who mock John Barrowman will get added in as time already served in hell

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

I sure hope. It's horrific.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

you did not resort to violence and showed clear restraint- it definitely is good for a few bonus points on the big ol' tally of life

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

I just resorted to Swedish Fish and packing tape. If nothing else, I hope that earned me a few points in the tally of WIN.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

*nods* perfectly innocent pranks. They can only help