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Jack? Please shut up. You're supposed to be in a tale of intrigue and aliens, not having tea with a giggling four year old. Remember the mystery? The reason this whole stupid story is being written in the first place? Do you think you can address that part sometime this century?

Plot=hard. Tea and crumpets=fun. *sigh*

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You aren't English at all are you? *G* You're just pretending *Even bigger grin*

No, I'm actually from Mongolia. You got me! *Offers yak milk*

oooh, yak milk and donuts, yum!

Better than nasty old crumpets. Even the word is yukky.

*backs away from the crumpets*

Is it rancid? It's better rancid *G*

Are you suggesting I would offer you fresh yak milk? *Offended!*

*apologises*
I'm sure yours comes from certified herds, 600 years ago.

Of course! *Calms down*

*Peers at your icon* it's true. My tea is cold.

cold tea? Oh noes!

I know! It's the basis for an epic tragedy. Which I shall now write and sell and make my fortune.

such tragedy would also include stale donuts, correct?

Oh, yes. Diabolical!

so scary *hides*

It is true *nods* I do it all the time In fact I think I'll need to go and make myself a fresh cup very soon!

Oooh, please make me one too? *g*

and bring us all some donuts while you are up....

And change the channel, you're nearest.

and bring a poofy pillow too, being comfortable is key

The channel actually did get changed what was on was *Gruesome* *shudders*

Did you say sugar?

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*orders child to add another cup* Sugar? Milk? Rancid Yak butter?

wait a sec... which kid is making the tea? Didn't you say one makes tea that tastes like dishwater?

That one is safely tucked up in bed it is my middle son the one that makes *good* tea that is brewing up :D

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No rancid yak butter for me, I'm on a lactose-free diet.

I'd make more Mongolia jokes, but I actually know nothing about the place other than that there might be yaks...

yaks are funny... lots of jokes to be made about yaks!