TW canon question

[donutsweeper]

I'd ask over in torch_wood but they scare me over there.

Are either Tosh or Ianto vegetarians? 

Comments

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

And trying not to laugh...

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I'm not going to go overboard, just a few jokes... this is the restaurant http://www.bensdeli.net/

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Oh, wow...you know, I'm probably never going to look at a restaurant menu quite the same ever again.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I'd apologize, but you'd know I didn't really mean it

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

This sort of thing is expected when Jack is involved.

Why, just today, I had my view of espresso machines forever altered...

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

*snort* yeah, I saw

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Karma, at least, has a sense of humor.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

a vicious one

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

So true.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I decided to be nice- Most of Jack's jokes go unsaid

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Well, I imagine Ianto's about to the point where he sort of knows where Jack's dirty mind might go...

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Ianto probably figured that out 5 minutes after meeting Jack!

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

If that...

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

of course, maybe Jack was a perfect gentleman when they met and we're just casting aspersions on his character... nah.

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Did you manage to type that with a straight face?

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

umm, yes?

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Riiiiight.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Hey, I thought highly enough of Jack to cut him off before he could make his famous stuffed derma joke (check the menu- it's a real food)

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Oh, god...

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

see, so I am nice

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Sure. That's it.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

And there wasn't even a hint of sarcasm there

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Nope. Not at all. None whatsoever. *doesn't look at all convincing*

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Jack is being very uncommunicative right now, it's pissing me off.

2k or so to go in the stupid story and he doesn't want to tell me what to do next

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

*pokes Jack* Come on, don't get shy, now.