TW canon question

[donutsweeper]

I'd ask over in torch_wood but they scare me over there.

Are either Tosh or Ianto vegetarians? 

Comments

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Oh, god. I can see Jack having fun and Ianto being horrified.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Exactly! And Tosh trying to keep the peace...

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

And trying not to laugh...

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I'm not going to go overboard, just a few jokes... this is the restaurant http://www.bensdeli.net/

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Oh, wow...you know, I'm probably never going to look at a restaurant menu quite the same ever again.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I'd apologize, but you'd know I didn't really mean it

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

This sort of thing is expected when Jack is involved.

Why, just today, I had my view of espresso machines forever altered...

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

*snort* yeah, I saw

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Karma, at least, has a sense of humor.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

a vicious one

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

So true.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I decided to be nice- Most of Jack's jokes go unsaid

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Well, I imagine Ianto's about to the point where he sort of knows where Jack's dirty mind might go...

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Ianto probably figured that out 5 minutes after meeting Jack!

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

If that...

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

of course, maybe Jack was a perfect gentleman when they met and we're just casting aspersions on his character... nah.

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Did you manage to type that with a straight face?

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

umm, yes?

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Riiiiight.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Hey, I thought highly enough of Jack to cut him off before he could make his famous stuffed derma joke (check the menu- it's a real food)

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Oh, god...

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

see, so I am nice

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Sure. That's it.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

And there wasn't even a hint of sarcasm there

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Nope. Not at all. None whatsoever. *doesn't look at all convincing*