Charming the Pants off the Pashahads

Title: Charming the Pants off the Pashahads (Part One)
Pairing/Rating/Warning: none, rated PG, contains spoilers for SGA through S2
Word Count: 11878 total (Part One 6404)
Betas: The wonderful jadesfire2808 and _medley_
Summary: Colonel Sheppard's team gets into hot water off world when he accidently insults a village chieftain's daughter. Can their new teammate, Captain Jack Harkness, get them out of it?
Author's Note: Crossover between Torchwood and Stargate: Atlantis.  Written for karaokegal's"Come as You Aren't Halloween Party."  Now with DVD commentary.
Author's Note 2:  This story is set at some unspecified time after TW's S1, but immediately after SGA 2x13, "Critical Mass" and had to be split in two parts to post at livejournal.
Author's Note 3: The wonderful art for this story was made by  _medley_, whom I can not thank enough!!!

( “He's just like you.” McKay whispered to Sheppard. “Only a thousand times more Kirk-like.” )

Charming the Pants off the Pashahads

Title: Charming the Pants off the Pashahads (Part Two)
Pairing/Rating/Warning: none, rated PG, contains spoilers for SGA through S2
Word Count: 11878 total (Part Two 5474)
Betas: The wonderful jadesfire2808  and _medley_ [Unknown site tag]
Summary: Colonel Sheppard's team gets into hot water off world when he accidently insults a village chieftain's daughter. Can their new teammate, Captain Jack Harkness, get them out of it?
Author's Note: Crossover between Torchwood and Stargate: Atlantis. Written for karaokegal "Come as You Aren't Halloween Party."
Author's Note 2: This story is set at some unspecified time after TW's S1, but immediately after SGA 2x13, "Critical Mass" and had to be split in two parts to post at livejournal.
Author's Note 3:  The wondeful art was made by _medley_, whom I can not thank enough!!!

Part One

( “Like I said before,” Rodney whispered to Sheppard as they walked, “he is just like you, but a thousand times more Kirk-like than you'll ever hope to be!”  )