Ratiocination, or The Logic Behind the Perfect Coffee

Title: Ratiocination, or The Logic Behind the Perfect Coffee
Pairing/Warning/Rating: Sherlock (bbc) fandom, barista!AU, rated G
Word Count: 1391

Summary:
 Barista!Sherlock is known for speaking to his customers bluntly, judging them by their orders, something John finds fascinating.
Author's Note: Written for the sherlockbbc_fic prompt asking for Sherlock as a bad-tempered, yet AWESOME barista. Many, many thanks to stackcats for her input on the drinks and what baristas really think about them. All remaining mistakes are mine.

"If you fail to see the problem with it then you must be stupider than I first imagined. Congratulations! I'm actually impressed that someone with your mental acuity is capable of dressing, albeit poorly, all by themselves and attempting to blend in with the rest of London's dreary excuse for a population."

John raised his eyebrow at that and turned to Mike who whispered, "That's Sherlock. Yeah, he's always like that," in his ear.

Inventory Issues

Title: Inventory Issues
Pairing/Warning/Rating: Warehouse 13/SG-1 fusion, no spoilers for any episodes, rated G
Beta: _medley_
Word Count: 912
Summary: Inventory was not supposed to be fun. Or dangerous.
Author's Note: Written for rustydog for the thepurpledove project, a fandom auction community created to help combat anti-LGBT bullying, sorry it took so long.
Author's Note #2: This is a prequel to The Conversation That Never Happened.

Inventory Issues